This clip was from The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien on Tuesday, July 14, 2009. I think the best part of the show is when Conan and Michael Phelps see whose wingspan is longer. By the way, Conan is 6′3″ and Michael Phelps is 6″4′.
Favorite Conan Quote: There is of course a low moment, the infamous photo release, which must have been a major buzzkill.
Without further ado, enjoy Michael Phelps on the Tonight Show!
Episode Summary:
The second episode starts by Chastity announcing she’s found the best new pom-poms for only $100 pair. Most of the girls can’t afford them, so Bianca offers to organize a fund-raiser. When Bianca thinks the carnations Cameron tries to give her were for a fundraising idea, Bianca decides to sell white and red carnations that the cheerleading squad to the school.
Cameron instantly decides that getting Bianca a fundraiser carnation is a great way to ask her out on a date. He does buy a carnation for Bianca, but Chastity decides to be a bitch and not let Bianca receive the carnation, along with the carnation Joey also bought for her.
The next day, Cameron asks if Bianca liked the flower she received. Being oblivious, Bianca immediately thinks there must be more flowers if she didn’t receive Cameron’s and not paying him a second thought. She then realizes Chastity did this and wants to start a rebellion against her.
In the locker room, trying to call out Chastity, Bianca hasn’t even gotten to her point yet, and the other girls are looking at her like she’s an idiot. So, instead of talking about the flowers, she ad-libs: “Michelle said you were too fat to be on top of the pyramid.” The girls confirm it, and suddenly there’s a rift between Chastity and her number 2 girl.
Favorite 10 Things I Hate About You Quotes:
“Oh, but not a bake sale. The last thing the school needs is more fat people.” - Bianca
“I’m confused how to get into your parts.” - Charlie Woo
“I’d rather be looking at bunny’s without eye lids than the yearbook photos I took today.” - Kat
“First, I don’t sell. And second, I’m giving people a chance to tell someone they care. Actually it’s kind of nice of me.” - Bianca
Cameron’s Friend: Cameron, how’s it going?
Cameron: Eh, not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.
Mandella: That was awesome. It’s like your mouth knows kung fu.
Kat: High school is like Vietnam, and these stupid flowers are like Agent Orange.
“Part of high school is getting hurt and there’s no way to avoid it. She’s just going to have to learn how to pick herself up and more on.” - Mr. Stratford
Story Lines:
How much of the story line will be like the original movie?
Will Cameron and Bianca get together? How long will Cameron put up with Bianca’s shallowness?
Will Kat and Patrick hook up? Will they date?
Does Kat’s friend have a lesbian crush on Kat? Why did she beat up Charlie Woo?
8pm Eastern:
10 Things I Hate About You | ABC Family
I Want You to Want Me
Bianca tries to please Chastity by devising a carnation fund-raiser for the cheerleading squad. Bianca and Kat then both await carnation deliveries, while Kat also deals with an unwelcome admirer.
The Superstars | ABC
The five remaining teams participate in a relay race on a golf course. Next, the pairs compete in a bowling challenge.
9pm Eastern:
America’s Got Talent | NBC
Audition Show #7
Hopefuls showcase their talents in the seventh audition installment.
Better Off Ted | ABC
Trust and Consequence
Linda becomes a scapegoat when Veridian is sued over a perfume that caused hornets to attack women. Elsewhere, the depositions for the case affect Phil’s friendship with Lem. Dr. Bhamba: Maz Jobrani.
Hawthorne | TNT
The Sense of Belonging
Christina cares for a young heart patient while squaring off against the arrogant surgeon working the case. Elsewhere, Ray serves as personal nurse to Christina’s mother-in-law, who, unbeknownst to Christina, has been hospitalized. Kelly tends to a man with a worrying wife.
NYC Prep | BRAVO
The Virgin Talk
As Taylor makes a crucial decision about Cole and Sebastian, Camille focuses on improving her dating life. She presides over a dinner party, but dramas revolve around PC, whose quick charm may be fading fast.
10pm Eastern:
Primetime: Family Secrets | ABC
The Jacksons After Michael
A report on the Jackson family in the aftermath of Michael’s death includes an interview with Joe Jackson, the father of Michael and his siblings.
Saving Grace | TNT
Moooooooo
In a case that sorely challenges Grace’s spiritual beliefs, the team scrutinizes the slaying of a Hasidic Jew found near a herd of deceased cows. Elsewhere, Grace continues her efforts to establish a rapport with Neely; and Ham’s sister-in-law grapples with her husband’s death. Mayim Bialik and Michael Lerner guest star.
Rescue Me | FX
Initiation
As Damien joins 62 Truck, Sheila reminds Tommy of his promise to watch out for him. Meanwhile, Janet gives Tommy guidelines for their relationship; the guys attend a memorial dedication for a firefighter who died on 9/11; and Sean is released from the hospital, vowing to live life “to the fullest.”
It’s six months since we last saw everyone and Nancy is in full bloom. Esteban proposes, and all seems right with the world until Nancy discovers there’s another woman in Esteban’s life. Andy, meanwhile, has gone on a spending spree and let himself go. Now he must come to terms with the new order of things. Celia, unhappy in her job at the mall, discovers an opportunity in the world of cosmetics. Shane spends an eye-opening day with Ignacio. Silas and Doug’s medical marijuana dispensary is in full operation. But Deputy C.P. Jones continues his meddling ways.
Favorite Weeds Quotes:
Esteban: Who names their baby, Bogart?
Nancy: Mr. and Mrs. Bogart.
Esteban: Still a bad name.
“I’ve decided we will get married.” - Esteban
“We’re not children anymore, Nancy. We’re not playing house.” - Esteban
Esteban: I ask that that you give yourself to me Mrs. Esteban Reyes.
Nancy: Does that make you Mr. Nancy Botwin?
Shane: You should get to pick your own name.
Nancy: If I gave you that freedom at the age of three, your name would be Count Chocula Botwin.
“We don’t need no stinking school.” - Ignacio
Isabelle: Why do I have to do this?
Doug: Because you’re the only one I can trust not to get turned on.
“It wasn’t Ms. Dead Puta Whore afternall. It was Miss Esteban Reyes, though I might hyphenate, Botwin-Reyeys, just to keep myself alive being a modern woman and all.” - Nancy
Story Lines:
What will happen with Andy? Will he end up with Nancy? Will he shave his beard? Will he learn how to fence?
Will Nancy actually get married to Esteban?
Who is the other woman in Esteban’s life?
What will happen with Silas’ and Doug’s pot shop. What happened to the Deputy after the incident with Doug?
Will Celia work as a representative for You’re Pretty cosmetics? Will she finally gain financial freedom for herself?
Final Thoughts:
There’s many questions to be asked this week. Let’s hope next week’s episode provides some answers to our questions!
Entourage returned to television yesterday and I don’t think their theme song ever sounded so good to me. The return of Entourage included Lloyd’s new haircut, Eric’s pussy hot streak, Lloyd demanding a promotion, and Eric thinking about moving out on his own.
Episode Summary:
On the eve of the ‘Gatbsy’ premiere, Eric’s been on a hot streak, Vince is about to take his driving test (in preparation for playing Enzo Ferrari), Turtle’s going strong with Jamie-Lynn and Drama’s still hanging around Vince’s mansion in spite of having his own place. Sloan calls Eric and urges him to check out a house her friend is subletting, and while he’s afraid to leave Vince stranded, he decides it’s time to live on his own.
At Miller Gold, Andrew is signing top show runners — and Lloyd confronts Ari about a promotion. Not one to be strong-armed, Ari informs Lloyd he’s putting him through a hundred-day hazing to prove his readiness. Vince passes his driving test, and the story gives him something to talk about on Leno. But with Eric moving out, Turtle spending time with Jamie-Lynn and Drama working, Vince is left to kick around his mansion solo.
Favorite Entourage Quotes:
“Pussy can smell other pussy and they have to pounce on it. That’s why when you’re on a hot streak you got to press it. Just like in blackjack.” - Drama
“Tough Queer” -Andrew
“It’ll be worse than having your anal cherry popped. Hey, you just might!” - Ari
“You’re still 94% full of shit.” - Shauna
“Can we drive with the airbags deployed?” - Drama
“One thing I missed about not having a license, I don’t think I’ve ever fucked in a car.” - Vince
“Apology or blow job? Your choice.” - Ari
Story Lines:
Will Lloyd make it the 100 days and become his own agent? Let’s see if he loses the 15 lbs. Andrew wants him to lose first.
Will Eric get with Sloan? The episode did end with Eric getting invited to Sloan’s place for a drink. Let’s see if he closes the deal.
Will Turtle branch out and become more than just Vince’s driver? I have a feeling Jamie Lynn will push Turtle to pursue his dreams and gain some success on his own.
Will Eric be happy living by himself? Will Eric and VInce be happy living without each other?
Final Thoughts:
In its 6th season, Entourage is still going strong. I think we’re in for an entertaining summer with the “Entourage.”
Tonight’s episode definitely focused on Devyn, Chet, Baya, and KateLynn and their pursuit on their future aspirations. I can’t get enough of Baya as she seems like the sweetest and nicest person you can get along with.
I wish Chet the best of luck on his goal to become a MTV VJ. He just doesn’t rub me the right away with his attitude…
As the show progresses, you can see they might have made some mistakes casting. They never show Scott because he obviously just works out and that’s his major focus. It’s tough to give him face time when he spends most of his time in the gym…or in front of the mirror.
Meet James LaFleur, Sawyer’s new creole alias he uses to convince the members of the Dharma Initiative he was a captain of a ship that crashed and were washed up on the island.
I enjoyed this episode more than thee previous episodes since it primarily took place on the island half the cast came back to the island and reunited the Sawyer and the gang.
I can’t wait to find out what happens with Sawyer. Just as Sawyer talks about getting over “somebody” in comes Kate. He sure does seem happy with Juliet, but we all know love trumps all.
Although I thought more would happen in the episode, the writers definitely did a good job leaving the story hanging. Now that Christian knows he’s not terminally ill, will he still go on his honeymoon and stay married to Liz?
What’s the deal with Teddy? I like the fact she spices up the show, but I wonder who the guy she killed was and why she went ahead and killed him…
I guess we’ll have to wait to find out about the much anticipated new season!